Just remember if you don’t like the bands on the Riot Fest lineup please make sure to take it personally because everything is about you, and if you do like them just remember we will make sure all your favorite bands play at the same time because we personally don’t like you.

— Riot Fest (@RiotFest) May 15, 2023

The lineup for Riot Fest Chicago was announced last week, and the parody account @RiotFest has been crushing it with the quips.

-Just Emma (JustEmma@CD929FM.com)